Humor Babylon Bee: Chris Wallace’s Impartiality Questioned Due To His Giant Foam Finger Reading ‘Biden 2020’
Humor Babylon Bee: Broadcast Signal Accidentally Picks Up Two Old Men Yelling At Each Other Instead Of Presidential Debate
Humor Babylon Bee: Thousands Of California Inmates Experience Sudden-Onset Gender Dysphoria After Learning They Can Get Transferred To Women’s Prison
Humor Babylon Bee: ‘What Is Thy Bidding, My Master?’ Asks Amy Coney Barrett To Cloaked, Holographic Pope
Humor Babylon Bee: Winning Debate Strategy: Trump Announces He Will Simply Let Joe Biden Talk For The Full 90 Minutes
Humor Babylon Bee: ACB Racing To Get Dinner Ready For Husband So He’ll Let Her Out To Overturn Roe V. Wade
Humor Babylon Bee: CNN Reports Amy Coney Barrett Attended Bizarre Ceremony Where She Ate Flesh, Drank Blood Of Jewish Guy
Humor Babylon Bee: Democrats Prepare To Give Republicans Free Ad Footage Of Them Attacking Successful, Religious Mother Of 7
Humor Babylon Bee: Sad: Antifa Rioter Excitedly Runs Out To Burn Down Neighborhood Only To Realize He Already Burned It Down In The Last Riot
Humor Babylon Bee: Democrats: ‘Without Abortion, Women Might Have To Settle For Having 7 Kids And Sitting On The Highest Court In The Land’
Humor Babylon Bee: Amy Coney Barrett Holds Press Conference In Handmaid’s Tale Costume Just To Mess With Liberals
Humor Babylon Bee: Baby Scientist Studying The Effect Of Gravity On Anything That Comes Near His Highchair
Humor Babylon Bee: Midwesterner Explains To Terrified Californian Visitor That The Autumn Trees Aren’t Actually On Fire
Humor Babylon Bee: Homeschoolers Relieved Now That Everyone Else Is Just As Socially Awkward As They Are
Humor Babylon Bee: Trump Announces He Will Only Leave Office If A Challenger Beats Him In Ritual Combat
Humor Babylon Bee: Biden: ‘It’s Ridiculous To Say I Use A Teleprompter And Your PC Ran Into A Problem And Needs To Restart’
Humor Babylon Bee: Clever: This Christian Is A Bad Driver, So He Put Atheist Bumper Stickers All Over His Car
Humor Babylon Bee: Republicans Nervous Roe V. Wade Could Be Overturned, Eliminating Any Reason To Vote For Them
Humor Babylon Bee: In Lieu Of New Justice, Trump Announces He Will Simply Grant Clarence Thomas Two Votes