MT. VERNON, OH—According to sources in a dark, mysterious land known as the “Midwest,” one visitor from California found himself horrified when he left his hotel to go for a walk and found that all the trees were on fire. He began to hyperventilate as he collapsed on the trail in panic and cried out for help.
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MT. VERNON, OH—According to sources in a dark, mysterious land known as the “Midwest,” one visitor from California found himself horrified when he left his hotel to go for a walk and found that all the trees were on fire. He began to hyperventilate as he collapsed on the trail in panic and cried out for help.

The post Midwesterner Explains To Terrified Californian Visitor That The Autumn Trees Aren’t Actually On Fire appeared first on The Babylon Bee.

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